Shelter from annoying people

So this here is a little project that I am working on...when I am finished painting the panes(the green house color) I am going to hang that sucker from the edge of our carport on the side of our house that needs the shelter from annoying people ie, ANYONE that can see us in OUR backyard from THEIRS! I mean really, WHAT if we wanted to run around naked or something?! There are two of these window panes that we STOLE (there were like $13 a piece- you can't buy a blind that will flop in the wind for $13!!)from an antique place in Monroe last summer- see how quickly I get on my projects!? :)