Monday, October 22, 2007

EXTREMELY shallow gene pool has been verified...TODAY


Yes, I'm quite sure you are all aware, or rather have heard one of us joking about such things...but really, things are a sandwich shy around here. OK. our property (house) taxes were due by Oct. 10. or there's a 10% charge or something - I KNOW this. But, wanted to make sure that $ was there before the check was sent. No biggie. So TODAY, we get something in the mail from the county collector - so I tell Julie to open it (I am driving) and see how much extra they are charging us for being late...no biggie....What a bunch of total fucking complete idiot MORONS....did they CASH our $$ whatever check and send us something that says we owe blah blah more- like I TOTALLY expected (that's normal...right?) NO. They didn't fucking CASH the check that they had in their hot little hands - NO - they sent it back to us telling us THIS - verbatim...we received your tax payment postmarked________. The deadline for paying your 2006 taxes without a penalty was Oct. 10, 2007. The amount you owe is $________ This amount will be collected until our delinquent list is published in the newspaper. After that there will be additional charges. If you have a questions, please feel free to call us.
QUESTIONS?
Like HOW fucking stupid are you people? Like THAT question? Like WHY the fuck wouldn't you cash a check that you HAD... and THEN send me another bill for the insignificant extra amount that I now owe? Or did you think that I didn't "get it" that when I sent my check to you that it was INDEED late and I would be charged the penalty and that the ONLY way my shallow gene pool, inbreed, cretin mind would ever POSSIBLY understand all of this SUPER CONFUSING information was to send me my fucking check back telling me, basically that I owed fucking less than $20 MORE? Whatever. I seriously wanted to call them this afternoon and tell them ALL of this, but Julie didn't let me b/c she didn't want me to have a heart attack over it- so I have chosen to TOTALLY flip out about it on my blog. Sorry, but really sometimes the things and the people here are just WAY, WAY too much for me to deal with. UGH! So thank you very much stupid fucking idiot moron tax lady....You can now COMPLETELY fuck off, I am spending the FUCK out of this extra money that you refuse to take out of my bank account, and I will pay you, OH, I don't know....NEXT fucking October 10th! UNBELIEVABLE!!!!!!!!!

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