To All Non-Pet Owners Who Visit & Like to Complain About Our Pets:
My pets live here. You don't.
If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture.
That's why they call it "fur"niture.
I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.
To you, it's an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is
short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly.
Remember: In many ways, dogs and cats are better than kids because they:
1. Eat less
2. Don't ask for money all the time
3 Are easier to train
4. Normally come when called
5. Never ask to drive the car
6. Don't hang out with drug-using friends
7. Don't smoke or drink
8. Don't have to buy the latest fashions
9. Don't want to wear your clothes
10. Don't need a "gazillion" dollars for college.
And finally,
11. If they get pregnant, you can sell their children!
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2 comments:
This morning we had to wake up early because I was heading out of town. When I dragged my sorry ass out of bed I turned around and saw Rory laying half on her side and half on her back on top of a 400 thread count Wamsutta pillow case. I wish I had taken a picture because she has now hit the pinnacle of spoiled doggie.
totally! :)since it's been cooler, we have been able to leave the bedroom door open again during the day- so riley's really happy about that b/c she likes to lay on the bed all day. at some point during the day she ends up at the top of the bed w/ her head totally on a pillow! it's like she saying "you think i'm going to lay down there at the FOOT of the bed all day? i don't think so!" :)
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