To answer Tiffanie's question further:
1. When you are forced to use paper towels instead of toilet paper for an entire weekend ( hoping every time you flush - that it does just that!) until your sister comes over w/ a 24 roll package she bought for you at Walmart.
2.When you're invited to come over for dinner (free food!) but you can't b/c your car will run out of gas and it's only MAYBE 15 miles round-trip.
3.When you haven't mowed your lawn in like THREE weeks (it's still kinda summer here people- stuff's still growing!) b/c you don't have enough gas.
4.When what little gas you did have for the MOWER is now in your CAR b/c you figure you'd rather be able to drive 50 miles if needed than have a well-manicured lawn! (and you had to do this early one Sunday morning so none of the neighbors would see you doing it- totally embarrassing your broke-ass!)
5.When you have to make casseroles almost every night b/c they are cheap and you'll have enough to have it again the next night for dinner- but you can only do this IF you eat the " oh so tasty" Ramen noodles for lunch every day. Ramen get's REAL old REAL fast, let me tell you!
6.When after your allotted TWO cups of coffee in the morning you can only drink ONE diet Sam's Choice for some more caffeine for the REST OF THE DAY....ONE! who drinks ONE diet coke a day?!
7.When the contents of your refrigerator are basically condiments, four SUPER old eggs, some coke, a container of Walmart brand oat meal and a little milk. so you can't eat the oat meal b/c you need to tiny amount of milk for your coffee!
8.When you cut one another's hair- and really, neither one of you are actually GOOD at doing this.
9.When you haven't drank for 6 straight days, and it has NOTHING to do w/ a choice you've made.
10.When your sister gives you a Walmart shopping card for FOOD- you have to split it up b/t FOOD, GAS for your car, and $8.51 boxed WINE!
And finally, you're BROKE ASS BROKE when...
11.You can't go to Taco Bell and buy fucking $0.59 soft tacos for dinner!
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Some other things...
1. I'm reusing the saline solution for storing my contacts every other day (and I will get a horrible eye disease from this I just know) because I'm almost out and can't afford to buy any right now.
2. I really hope I have extra money by the time I need tampons, because I have NO idea how to get "creative" with that necessity.
3. I had to count pennies in order to buy a $.50 coke from the machine at work.
Yeesh, this is depressing!
Okay. Well, y'all are making me very depressed. Tiffanie, I can solve your tampon problem and no it doesn't involve a home project. It seems like every single time I go on the road it coincides with my period. And of course, I never remember that before I leave. So the last few months I have been collecting tampons. Just come on by... Tampons for everybody!!
Your coke machine takes pennies?
cool! send some Julie's way too! JUST the other day we went somewhere for MAYBE 10 minutes and left all three of them home. We closed the office door so they wouldn't do their normal shred paper thing- well, they did the shred tampon box/tampons instead! So the next morning we were making sure everyone was able to POOP! DOGS! UGH!
hey, are y'all still doing the senseo thing or have you gone back to regular coffee. Cause I have a whole package of senseo that I bought that is the cappucino kind. I didn't really like it. Happy to send it your way if you want it.
yes, we still senseo! luckily my mom and dad get us some bags when ever they go to the commissary! u could just save it and bring it on t-day. that would be coolio! :)
On your way out could you drop off some tampons? Wow, Jennifer, you're like Santa!!
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